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Built to last with reinforced shoulder tape, a ribbed collar that holds its shape, and tear-away label comfort. Ethically sourced cotton and reliable printing methods keep the design crisp and vivid through regular wear and washes. Slide it on for brunch, casual nights out, or whenever you want your personality to lead the conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (180 g\/m²) fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and classic fit for a clean, relaxed silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and reduce stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main design for sharp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically grown US cotton; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":52698444104047,"sku":"16667596720674815723","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52698444136815,"sku":"38531487052930716136","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52698444169583,"sku":"24598982164098411088","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":52698444202351,"sku":"33591294929773102879","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52698444235119,"sku":"30268249362009765269","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52698444267887,"sku":"21627728480230070739","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52698444300655,"sku":"10607390586708220641","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52698444333423,"sku":"13594010351114182285","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":52698444366191,"sku":"16658255338994274231","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52698444398959,"sku":"24897603175232142205","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52698444431727,"sku":"18064460609505776248","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":52698444464495,"sku":"70578739229166433129","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52698444497263,"sku":"99353412374239831746","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52698444530031,"sku":"27492674273532078167","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":52698444562799,"sku":"12508933693075293055","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52698444595567,"sku":"24564273584016379797","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52698444628335,"sku":"24708917113495300537","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52698444661103,"sku":"28575910592931252967","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":52698444693871,"sku":"29759571908243013510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52698444726639,"sku":"35429360334534593474","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":52698444759407,"sku":"17593465982530373172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0923\/7662\/9615\/files\/4962863725500344060_2048.jpg?v=1771787704","url":"https:\/\/thetumblershack.com\/products\/spicy-disaster-t-shirt-i-m-not-a-hot-mess-i-m-a-spicy-disaster-funny-graphic-tee","provider":"The Tumbler Shack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}